SEAMEN
We’re recruiting the dirtiest sailors to join our crew. It’s an all hands on deck type of operation so, the more, the merrier. Lost at sea...
KILL EM ALL
Your lust for treasure blinds you from fear and nothing will stand in your way. Sharpen your blades and venture into the dark depths of the dungeons. Here the pen is definitely not mightier than the sword!
BLOOD DIAMOND
Nothing in life comes for free - especially not diamonds. Deep in the desert, these shiny stones fetch a fortune, but the price is paid in sweat, tears, and plenty of blood.
SAN QUENTIN MANHUNT
Beefy and the gang have broken out after months of careful planning. Those pigs never stood a chance against the likes of a whole prison breaking out at once. The dogs have found a scent! They couldn’t have gotten too far.
BANGKOK HILTON
Banged up abroad in Bangkok has a ring to it. The Bangkok Hilton isn’t exactly known for its five-star service. It is the most densely populated and unsanitary prison in the world.
DEAD MEN WALKING
“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”... this is the saying that The Executioner lives by. To extinguish the life of another, to await judgment elsewhere is the sacred oath he’d made.
GATOR HUNTERS
There’s something real big movin’ through the swamp… and it ain’t just the water ripplin’.
TSAR WARS
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far East… The evil Tsar Lord Nikolai II rules the galaxy with fear and ruthlessness. But rebellion is brewing.
HIGHWAY TO HELL
Life is a highway and we’re going to ride it down to the depth of hell baby! The notorious motorcycle gang MC Hellbound own the roads leading to hell.
DEAD, DEAD OR DEADER
No talkin’ just shootin’! The west has never been deadlier so if anything goes wrong, your fault, my fault: I’m gonna blow your head off!
DUCK HUNTER
There are too many god damn ducks around, it’s time to decrease the surplus population the redneck way! Grab your gun Bubba, we’re goin’ huntin’! Anything that has 2 wings and flies it’s fair game. Practice targets, tiny ducks, fat ducks, BIGGER ducks.... out here every season is huntin’ season.